| friend: | there's nothing worse than death |
|---|---|
| me: | laptop dying |
| me: | can't go to a concert |
| me: | when there's no food |
| me: | fictional characters dying |
| me: | hipster blogs |
| me: | losing a follower |
| me: | no wi-fi |
| me: | when porn appears on your dash when your mom's behind you |
| friend: |
Bob
My name's Becky, I'm 18 and I love My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and loads of other bands and "nerdy" TV shows and book! :D
I study animal managent and hope to do something with that in the future. I play Bass and would much rather be in a band than get some shitty boring job but if I had to choose I'd chose animal care (hence the course)
My title thing is called Bob after Bob Bryar! ;)
He's awesome. I am a Mikey fan but My Sister loves Bob! She yells when I play Danger Days.... Bless her! :)
Xxxxxx
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| me when i started out on tumblr: | omg that's such a cute picture *reblog* and asdkjf i love this *reblog* *reblog* *reblog* and this theme is so cool with all its effects and colours oh god |
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| me now: | oh no that doesn't go with my current colours at all and anyway the colours are too vivid and i can't post too much green, i mean i don't want to become a green blog or something. |
Tumblr knows we’re lazy
-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboardcan i marry tumblr
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The innovative bed tent that lets you let it all hang out, no matter where you are. A Privacy Pop tent gives you the coverage and privacy that you want, so that you can enjoy a place all your own, even in a dorm room or room shared with other.
College students and siblings who have shared their bedrooms for years are buzzing about this new product that carves out a closed off space just for you.
A Privacy Pop tent is perfect for:
- Keeping bright sun out of your eyes so you can sleep
- Listening to your iPod or reading without bothering anyone else in the room
- The perfect place for studying without being bothered or bothering anyone else
- Ensuring you have privacy from prying eyes
Can we please talk about the elephant in the room
- MASTURBATION
- MASTURBATION
- MASTURBATION
- MASTURBATION
- MASTURBATION
“perfect place for studying” my ass
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| *Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life. |
|---|---|
| *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit! |
| *Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is? |
| *A cop walks by*: | Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time. |
| *Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school. |
| *Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer. |
